OH, WHAT A SPECTACLE!

HUGE turnout last night at the Valley Link Land Grab 101 circus in Orange County—Route 20 backed up FOUR MILES while desperate citizens tried to squeeze into a parking lot the size of a postage stamp. Lines snaked around the building like it was Black Friday at the Locust Grove Walmart. Impressive… if you’re into watching people beg for answers they’ll never get. As predicted, it was pure dog-and-pony fluff from Valley Link: zero substance, zero experts (those mythical “routers” must’ve taken the night off—maybe they were wowing the Spotsylvania crowd instead?). Rob Richardson, care to confirm that OC was stiffed in favor of Spotsy?

And then—chef’s kiss—one Valley Link suit had the breathtaking gall to look a devastated farmer in the eye, whose life’s work is about to be bulldozed, and coo, “Sometimes you just have to sacrifice for the greater good.” Wow. Just… wow. Cold-blooded doesn’t even cover it. Standing ovation, though, to the Orange County Board of Supervisors for showing up en masse and making it crystal clear: they’re throwing every roadblock, delay tactic, and legal landmine they can find at this abomination—right in the middle of budget season, no less. These folks are actually fighting. We haven’t heard the last from them.

Still need to tell Valley Link to keep their boots off your land? Hit https://blockvalleylink.org, click “Take Action,” and download the no-trespassing notice. Takes two minutes. Do it before they “sacrifice” your property for the “greater good”.

Louisa & Appomattox, you're up next!