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Map Files!
Updated for May 2026 routes and AEP routes around new Joshua Falls substation! If you're a GIS/Map nerd you're going to want this. These are the KML files for the routes, variations and the 200ft wide bulldoze zone. Someone with skillz could do some interesting analytics on the impact of this route 🧐
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Yard Sign 24"x18"
No matter how many sunny days the transmission line lawyers spend ignoring your property rights—it’s legible from the curb and tough enough to survive rain, sun, and the steady advance of eminent domain. Download this puppy, send to your local neighborhood printer and shazam! Instant yard sign! The download is a zip file which includes hi-res PDF, a PNG, and the original Adobe Illustrator file configured for a 24"x18" typical yard sign.
Folding Brochure
This is an excellent handout for meetings, group discussions, or quick talking points. A brilliant person (definitely not me) teamed up with an incredible artist to create this foolproof brochure—designed to educate and gently convince even the most die-hard tower enthusiasts of the error in their ways. When you print it, go double-sided with the flip on the short side. The front features the classic “No Valley Link” graphic, and it looks fantastic!
T-Shirt Graphics
Soft enough to wear while you scream at city council, lightweight enough to storm a public hearing without sweating like the consultants pushing this garbage. Front and center: a transmission tower with a big red slash through its stupid face, “BLOCK” arched overhead like a middle finger to the sky, and “Valley Link” plus BlockValleyLink.org underneath. This contains both the front and rear graphics for the infamous 'yellow shirt'! The download is a zip file which includes hi-res PDF, a PNG, and the original Adobe Illustrator files configured for a typical t-shirt size.
Car Magnet / Sticker
Make every car a rolling NO! These bold, weather-ready car magnets are the polite way of telling them to shove their transmission towers where the sun doesn’t shine. The download is a zip file which includes hi-res PDF, a PNG, and the original Adobe Illustrator file configured for a 6"x6" magnet. Also suitable as sticker artwork.
No Trespassing
Attention Valley Link 'surveyors' (and yes, the air quotes are deliberate): In case your fancy gear somehow missed the giant 'No Trespassing' sign right in front of you — this is private property. You are not welcome here. Step one foot onto my land and you WILL be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The download is a zip file which includes hi-res PDF, a PNG, and the original Adobe Illustrator file configured for a 6"x6" magnet. Also suitable as sticker artwork.