Shiny New Routes Revealed

I’m sure you’ve all seen the shiny new Valley Link routes by now—aren’t they just adorable, they even colored one PINK ?

For anyone who’s breathing a sigh of relief thinking they’re no longer in the crosshairs, allow me to ruin your day: the “old” routes didn’t magically vanish into thin air. They’re being bundled up and handed to the State Corporation Commission (SCC) right alongside the new ones. Because nothing says “we care about you” like giving the SCC carte blanche to pick whatever route they feel like—including ones nobody’s even seen yet.

Congratulations, central Virginia: thanks to this brilliant pivot, even MORE of you are now squarely in the sights of this absolute monstrosity.

We’ll have the new set posted on the website shortly, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on their latest deranged fever dream for the region right here. Enjoy!

Click the map below to go to the Valley Link web site to take a gander. Note, their UI skills are lacking, when you get there, click 'Continue as Guest' and then dismiss their PR video to see the actual route map. Can they make it any harder?

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