Four Mile Car Jam On Rt 20

The delicious irony: the fine, freedom-loving folks of Orange County sat in a glorious four-mile backup on Constitution Highway, engines idling, blood pressure spiking, all to attend the Valley Link "Land Grab 101" seminar—aka the corporate masterclass in how to politely seize your farmland for data-center juice. Nothing says "we value your input" like forcing hundreds of angry landowners into a soul-crushing traffic jam just to hear how their property is about to become a 200-foot-wide easement scar. Chef's kiss to the logistics geniuses who picked that spot. Truly, peak public engagement. 🍿