Next Round of "Science Fairs" Start This Week
- paulBVL
- 1 day ago
- 2 min read
Valley Link’s next round of self-described “science fairs” starts this week. Congratulations—you’re the science project.
I highly recommend attending, especially if you’re one of the lucky new residents now living under the shiny new routes they dropped on May 27. Front-row seats to your own long-term experiment.
The best part? They postponed the Buckingham science fair over a measles outbreak because “public health,” yet they have zero problem irradiating the rest of us with industrial-strength EMF for the rest of our miserable lives. Someone please walk me through the breathtaking logic on that one.
If you're a "veteran", maybe skip the nauseating "all is good" and "you need to give it up for the greater good" speeches and consider a polite and peaceful protest out front. Homemade signs are great, or any of the wonderful yard signs I've seen around. Here's a new suggestion for any youngsters: "Save My Inheritance, Block Valley Link".
Need a few simple chants while you walk in circles carrying the signs, here you go:
Simple
Big Towers
Big Risk
Big Mistake
Block Valley Link
Original Sign Slogan (Dr. Seus Rhyme)
Enjoy your home while it's grand
Before Valley Link seizes your land
160' Towers- monstrous and tall
FIGHT BACK! Block Valley Link for all!
Dates and locations are supposedly listed somewhere on their famously intuitive website. You know, the one that’s so user-friendly it makes you want to scream.
Here are the dates, times and locations copied as of today, realize changes could happen at the drop of a hat apparently.
Orange County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Monday, June 15 Orange County High School 201 Selma Rd Orange, VA 22960
Spotsylvania County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Monday, June 15 Freedom Middle School 7315 Smith Station Rd Fredericksburg, VA 22407
Appomattox County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 16 Appomattox Inn and Suites 447 Old Courthouse Rd Appomattox, VA 24522
Goochland County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 16 Goochland Sports Complex 1800 Sandy Hook Rd Goochland, VA 23063
Campbell County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Thursday, June 18 Lynchburg Regional Business Alliance 300 Lucado Pl Lynchburg, VA 24504
Fluvanna County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Monday, June 22 Saints Peter and Paul Church 4309 Thomas Jefferson Pkwy Palmyra, VA 22963
Louisa County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 23 Betty J. Queen Center 522 Industrial Dr Louisa, VA 23093
Culpeper County 3:30-7:30 p.m. Thursday, June 25 Richardsville Fire Station 29361 Eleys Ford Rd, Richardsville, VA 22736
Side note: I sure hope there are some food trucks parked at these four hour marathons.